well i find it funny,
so i've decided to post it to share ^^
here! :D v
You must play or a horny clown will appear by your
bed with a knife and will rape you then
peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,do not ignore this because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.
(Yes, that is in the morning.)and Kill you painfully.
He has a blue penis that is infected with maggots and dead lice.
(LOL ! )
Clear Condom:
Just broke up with someone,
or theybroke up with you,
but still have feelings for them.
Blue Condom:
Juz confused & sick & tired of your life.
Orange Condom:
Taken and about to break up.
Pink Condom:
Single and just having fun
Green Condom:
Taken & truely in love
with the person.
Teal Condom:
Taken and confused about
what's going wrong with your relationship
Yellow Condom:
Like someone who doesn't like you back.
Tye-dye Condom:
Just taken...
and confused ?? about stuff
Black Condom:
Single and like someone, but
don't know as to whether they like you backor not.
Gold Condom:
single, but Like someone who likes you
back,but not going out yet.
Broken Condom:
damn, the bitch is pregnant
White Condom:
you love someone who's dating someone
else and you wish you had them.
Maroon Condom:
You/Someone just broke up
withsomeone/ you and you fuckin hate them alot and
you just don't wanna talk
to them forever.
No Condom:
Your tired of bulletins
involving random multi-colored objects,
and if a man appears by my bed with a knife,
ill shoot the mutha fucker and go back to sleep.
well, got to go again xD
goodbye love!
